Friday, January 4, 2008

Hottest Wing In the World!

As I said before, I wish I had remembered to bring my camera to King Of Wings in Decatur. A video of what I am about to write about would be just perfect for this site and for YouTube.

One of King Of Wings' 31 flavors is called Hell and I am not kidding when I saw that the name Hell is an understatement!

There is a large sign when you walk into King Of Wings announcing that anyone who can eat 12 Hell Wings is entitled to 12 free Wings of their choice. Oh, they also have a minimum age of 18 to even try the sauce (ID is required)! No one with high blood pressure or other serious problems is even allowed to try them! And of course they require you and a witness to sign a waiver:

After eating my Wings, I started asking about the Hell sauce. I wanted to try a little on a piece of celery just to see how hot it is. I was convinced to eat a Wing cooked in it. Of the 60 or so people who have tried the Hell sauce, only 3 have been able to eat a dozen Hell Wings. There were two regular customers in the restaurant, one of whom loved to watch people eat the sauce. He claimed they all had the exact same reaction: they all cried.

I wish I had been able to videotape myself eating the Wing.

I grabbed the drum and started eating it. It was ok at first, but I knew things would get worse. They almost always do. As I was finishing up the Wing, I said aloud: "Thats a hot Wing."

Then things got bad. Really bad. My mouth literally (ok, well not literally) caught on fire. My face started burning. And then, the tears came. And they didn't stop. It wasn't long before my nose was running and my hands went numb.

The other customers were lovin this.

It was so hot. I drank two bottles of water and a sprite. I tried eating celery with Ranch to cool my mouth down, but somehow even the Ranch made it hotter! It took probably 20 minutes for my mouth to calm down. I got some Wing sauce on my cheek and it was numb for about 45 minutes.

If you ever eat the Hell sauce (and I STRONGLY recommend that you DON'T), it is not just your mouth you have to worry about. The owner told me that a man ate the sauce and then didn't wash it off of his hands. When he went to the bathroom later, he burned himself in a very sensitive area. That may have been the most painful experience of all time!

There was no way that I could have eaten a dozen and I am pretty sure that you can't either. In fact, one of the employees told me that a regular customer makes $100 bets with people about whether or not they can finish a dozen. So far, no one has and the customer has made quite a few dollars.

If you think you can handle the hottest Wing in the world, head over to King Of Wings, but be prepared to cry.



King of Wings said...

Fred we had 3 victims of Hell today. It was hilarious. One guy was a car salesman and he could not go back to work.

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